With barely two years left in his presidency, Barack Obama is reportedly turning his attention to his legacy. In addition to creating a presidential library and publishing his papers, he’s thinking about a final resting place when his time, like every human’s, finally comes. Now, I hope this president lives long and strong for countless decades after his term ends. But rumor has it he is already considering an inscription for his tombstone when, far into the future, he is ready to meet his Maker. Here is an exclusive scoop on the engravings most under consideration:
Top ten choices of inscriptions on President Obama’s tombstone:
#10 Saved Jimmy Carter from being known as “the worst president ever”
#9 Created record number of part-time jobs (by converting full-time ones)
#8 Champion of minorities (except educated, well-off, Jewish, legally immigrated, Medicare recipients, or conservative ones)
#7 President of ALL Americans (just not hate-mongering conservatives, coal miners, businessmen, NRA members, successful people, pipeline workers, white males, or @#$%^&* REPUBLICANS)
#6 Head of the most transparent administration ever (ignoring Benghazi, IRS political targeting, Fast & Furious, “if you like your doctor, you can KEEP your doctor—PERIOD”)
#5 Boy, could that man VACATION!
#4 He was the man who waged wars without a strategy
#3 When the going got tough, he pulled out
#2 Nonstop campaigner who never became distracted by pesky national crises
And the number one inscription under consideration for Barack Obama’s headstone,
#1 It was all Bush’s fault!
If you like these accomplishments, vote Democrat next month, or better yet don’t vote at all (same thing). This will retain for our president a supportive majority in the U.S. Senate. Of course, if you’d like things to CHANGE…well, you know what to do.
See you at the polls.
